Iron Golem walks on to the stage and grabs a microphone.
Iron Golem: Hello, my name is Iron Golem and I would like to introduce myself to you, for you will being seeing me a lot over the next few weeks for I am going to take this place by storm. Now before I say anything else I would like to say that I do not care about you or anything you have to say. You people are idiotic and easily love people who claim to be "good guys." Pathetic to think that I could have came out here and said how I am here to please you fans and that I would be loyal to you and you would love me, but I am out here to state facts. Those facts are that I am simply here for the money and fame. That is all.
Iron Golem turns around and walks backstage while being boo'd.